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New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

  • baby: d-da.. d-d
  • dad: dada?
  • baby: Dafunk back to the punk come on, Dafunk back to the punk come on, Dafunk back to the punk come on, Dafunk back to the punk come on, Dafunk back to the punk come on, Dafunk back to the punk come on

icyareolite:

"we’re- we- we are gunna go on an adv-GUUAhhh-enture, Morty" 

ghostypajamas:

nonbinary people who are okay with gendered pronouns/names are still nonbinary and if a nonbinary person tells you they’re okay with gendered pronouns then it’s really not your place to say that their gender identity is less valid because of that, even if you yourself are nonbinary. Gender is different for everyone and there’s no “valid way” to be a certain gender the only validation you need is your own.

purified-zone:

kianalvane:

the sky was really pretty just now and so was the moon

mlgalekss:

can we talk about james’ facial expressions in his ‘Hey You Pikachu’ playthrough (x)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

r23b:

dance fucker dance; not like actual dance genre music, but just 19 fun, energetic songs to dance around to when no one is watching

[listen]

you’re gonna go far kid - the offspring / the run and go - twenty one pilots / hate everyone - say anything / come with me now - kongos / dirty little secret - the all-american rejects / fluorescent adolescent - arctic monkeys / henrietta - the fratellis / teenagers - my chemical romance / queen of hearts - we the kings / the middle - jimmy eat world / nicotine - panic! at the disco / mr brightside - the killers / goodbye copenhagen - new politics / chelsea dagger - the fratellis / girls - the 1975 / just one yesterday - fall out boy / memories - panic! at the disco / black widow - iggy azalea ft. rita ora / lost generation - rizzle kicks

soma-hunt:

Julian “Phrazes  for the young” (2009)

thecatastrophediaries:

ReiGisa: (becomes canon)

Fandom: image

sly & aleks + jordan’s hat

blow-j-simpson:

having fun without cursing