aries: bro ho
taurus: realest ho
gemini: fake ho
cancer: sensitive ho
leo: cool ho
virgo: bitch ho
libra: smart ass ho
scorpio: best ho
sagittarius: chill ho
capricorn: bitter ho
aquarius: crazy ho
pisces: magical ho
For any guy that responds to women’s objectification in any media (yes, this video pertains to video games specifically, but it still applies to all other forms of media.) with “well men are objectified too!”, sit the fuck down and watch.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.
Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!”.
It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t/ can’t and it eats away at me every day so I end up just staying home and say I’m sleeping or watching something”
Okay seriously, this is my last dmmd post of the night, promise.
Noiz puts these on in response to fighting Koujaku. Now, I’ve noticed he’s wearing these in the game during the cut-ins when he’s in a fight, as well as a pair of spiked brass knuckles. I always thought, Goddamn Noiz how bad do you wanna break someone’s face?? I mean, unlike Koujaku, he doesn’t have anger issues. He is quick to get in a fight because he basically doesn’t give a fuck, but I don’t think he cares that much about hurting the other person, at least enough to put on metal gauntlets (I guess? not sure what to call those) and SPIKED knuckles. Okay maybe the spiked knuckles are more for hurting someone. But these, what he’s putting on here, I had a sudden revelation: what if he wears these during fights to protect his hands? It actually seems kind of obvious that’s why, now that I think about it. He can’t feel pain, and that means he can’t feel when he’s broken a bone. We already know he broke two fingers in a fight, and being unaware they were broken they didn’t mend properly and now they’re crooked. So wearing these would protect his fingers. And you know, maybe half the reason why he wears so many ridiculous layers is to partially protect himself. Yes, he wants to feel pain, but he knows from experience how dangerous it could be if he was seriously hurt in an actual fight. Like the time he broke his leg after falling down a flight of stares; he walked home like that. And it was a while before anyone even noticed it was broken. His leg could have ended up like his fingers.
Maybe it’s just me projecting, developing more headcanon, but I think Noiz would be more intent on protecting himself than hurting others. Koujaku just relentlessly pushes all his buttons, Aoba defeating him in Rhyme—his first ever defeat—really fucks with his head because he’s so unused to being beaten in a fight of any kind, and then Aoba’s kindness drives him so nuts he lashes out against him because no one has ever been so kind to him before.
But we also know he never cared about dying, even at the end he was willing to give his life to save Aoba’s. And it seems like the only times he doesn’t attempt to really dodge an attack is when the attack is sure to kill him.
Shit, I just wanted to talk about those stupid gauntlets and now I’ve made myself sad over this stupid adorable little shit genius brat who was so love-starved his soul was basically skin and bones and slowly dying.
*rolls off to a quiet corner to cry*
I’m the boss, CEO, queen if you’re feeling dramatic. It doesn’t matter. Omega has no titled ruler and only one rule…don’t fuck with Aria.